rumandluke:

the average male’s penis takes up about .2% of his body so going down on a member of 1d is like putting $48,000 in your mouth

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

harrysbirthmum:

being a 1d fan in 2k15: you are in hell and everything is burning and you are slowly sinking into quicksand but satan keeps pulling you back up and tickling you with a feather and above you you can hear god laughing and it sounds vaguely like what makes you beautiful